Splish, Splash, Gush: The Wonders of Female Ejaculation.

Ahoy there, curious souls and pleasure seekers! Today, we’re setting sail on a thrilling voyage into the intriguing waters of female ejaculation. Squirting. Buckle up because we’re diving deep into what makes it tick, how it works, and yes, even some tips on how to make it happen. So, grab your snorkels, and let’s plunge into the captivating world of female pleasure, with a big splash of fun!

The Mysterious Liquid Magic: What’s It Made Of?

First things first, what exactly is female ejaculation? Well, it’s the release of a clear, watery fluid from the female genitalia during sexual arousal or orgasm. Some call it “squirting” or even “gushing.” Purists could say there is a difference between ejaculation which is fluid released during orgasm, and squirting which is a lot more fluid – but some don’t see the difference. And let’s clear the decks on a common misconception—it’s not urine! Nope, it’s a unique cocktail, if you will.

This magical fluid contains some of the same elements found in male ejaculate, like glucose and enzymes, but it’s primarily composed of prostatic-specific antigen (PSA) and fructose. PSA is produced by the female prostate (yes, women have a prostate too, albeit smaller), and fructose gives it a slightly sweet scent. So, it’s not just a random spurt of liquid; it’s a concoction with a purpose.

Aristotle, the great Greek philosopher, Was the first one to describe this phenomena and in ancient Taoistic civilisations, and also in Greece, it was considered a precious liquid, and had special containers to collect female ejaculation.

The How-To Guide: Achieving squirting

Now, let’s get down to the nitty-gritty—how can one achieve this watery wonder? Remember, every ship has its own captain, so what works for one may not work for all. Here are a few tips to set sail on your own exciting voyage of discovery:

1. It’s not for everyone.

First, you need to know that not all women squirt. The Journal of Sexual Medicine in 2011, reported that around 10% of women reported experiencing female ejaculation. Other studies suggested higher. It might depend on the particular group of women chosen, or who much they ejaculated: some might do so and not really know what it was. So guys, don’t expect every woman to be flirty, dirty and squirty like me, or some other pornstars you’ve seen. And more importantly it is not the goal of sex, it is only a part of it. A woman is not going to love you less if you don’t suddenly make her squirt, and many women have no particular ‘need’ or ‘aim’ to squirt. There’s also something called “retrograde ejaculation“, which is when instead of exiting the vagina, female ejaculate gets pulled up into the vagina with the contractions of the orgasm. Pretty cool, right?

2. Relax and Explore:

First and foremost, create a comfortable and relaxed environment. It’s all about feeling safe and at ease. Explore your body, or if you’re partnered up, communicate openly with your lover. The journey is just as important as the destination! Men: read my article on sex tips for guys.

3. Find the G-Spot:

Ah, the elusive G-spot! This is often the treasure trove when it comes to female ejaculation. Located about 2-3 inches inside the front wall of the vagina, it’s a potential goldmine. Use your fingers, or better yet, have your partner gently explore this area with a “come hither” motion. It is a soft fleshy area.

4. The Power of Stimulation:

It’s all about the right kind of stimulation. Focus on arousing the G-spot area, and don’t forget to set the mood with some passionate foreplay. Arousal is your ticket to the wet and wild world of female ejaculation. While rubbing the g-spot, caress the breasts, or the clit.

5. Relax Those Pelvic Muscles:

To achieve ejaculation, it’s crucial to let those pelvic muscles go with the flow. Just like any voyage, tension can be a real mood-killer. Breathe deeply, and allow your body to surrender to the sensations.

6. Practice Makes Perfect:

Don’t be discouraged if you don’t strike gold on your maiden voyage. It often takes time and practice to become a seasoned sailor in the world of female ejaculation. Keep exploring and enjoying the journey.

7. Communication is Key:

If you’re not sailing solo, open and honest communication with your partner is essential. Share your desires, boundaries, and any discoveries along the way. It’s a team effort, after all!

8. The Safety Net:

Last but not least, let’s talk about safety. Always prioritise your health and well-being. Keep things clean, and remember, it’s a natural bodily function. Don’t be shy to use protection if you’re exploring with a partner. You will need to put a towel (or 3) down and not squirt over your best sofa.

Chart Your Own Course: Embrace the Adventure!

As we wrap up our adventure into the curious world of female ejaculation, remember that pleasure is a voyage, not a destination. It’s all about exploration, discovery, and embracing the uniqueness of your own body or your partner’s.

So, whether you’re a seasoned sailor of sensuality or a curious newbie, let the waves of curiosity guide you. There’s no one-size-fits-all, and that’s the beauty of it! Navigate with an open heart, a willing spirit, and a splash of fun. After all, what’s an adventure without a bit of mystery and a lot of pleasure?